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DanKatsu Volume 3, Chapter 11

Chapter 11: School Network Terminal - Open Chat Bulletin Board 6



Survey on High-Rank Jobs

【Shocking】 High-Rank Jobs Discovered – PART 74 【Revealed!】

1. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Production Student

Thanks to the hard work of the research staff, we’ve finally cracked part of the requirements for unlocking high-rank jobs!

This thread is for chatting about everything related to this new info—requirements, job names, who’s got them, etc.

Please don’t name anyone without their permission.

Also, try to calm down before posting. If people just post in a frenzy, the thread burns out in record time. Let's all try to keep things readable.

Time to show what calm, mature upperclassmen look like!

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33. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Production Student

Whew, things are finally calming down in here.

Took forever to sort through all the chaos.

34. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Production Student

Wait—

You actually read all of that, senpai?



The entire thing up to part 73? In one night?!

35. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Production Student

Yup.

I went through all of it—

Checked who was posting what, looked for valuable info, and filtered out the trash talk.

36. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Production Student

Whoa. Honestly, I’m kinda freaked out—

...I mean, super impressed!

You’re a role model for all students, senpai!

37. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Production Student

You’ve been posting properly too, right, junior?

You’re not just pretending to read, are you?

38. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Research Student

Seriously though, props to you.

It was wild.

I tried reading it myself, but the conversations were so thin and pointless, I gave up halfway.

Ended up finding more info just by hitting the ground and asking around.

39. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Swordsman Student

If even you gave up halfway, it must’ve been really bad.

I looked at the thread too, but it was moving so fast I couldn’t tell who was saying what.

Do the people posting even know what they’re writing??

40. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Support Student

Yeah, no way they were reading.

Everyone just exploded with bottled-up feelings and spammed whatever came to mind.



That’s why it took a whole day to settle down.

41. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Production Student

Wait, a thread going through 73 parts in just one day??

How much is everyone posting?!

They’re seriously ignoring all speed limits.

42. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Swordsman Student

And no one’s reading it either.

It’s chaos.

A straight-up disaster.

43. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Research Student

So, what was in the thread?

Any useful info?

44. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Production Student

Surprisingly?

Nothing at all.

Like, seriously. Almost every post was pointless.

Half of them didn’t even make sense as replies to anything.

I honestly felt like I aged 10 years reading through it all.

45. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Production Student

What a waste.

Stay strong, senpai.

46. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Swordsman Student

Y-yeah! Cheer up, senpai!

It’s sad seeing you all down like this!



47. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Research Student

Yeah, figured.

Go get some rest.

Anyway, here’s my report.

48. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Production Student

Way more reliable than senpai!

49. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Swordsman Student

Hey! Are you even trying to comfort him??

50. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Research Student

So, yesterday we had 235 students take part in the experiment.

Out of those, 74 managed to unlock high-rank jobs.

We made sure ahead of time that those 74 didn’t have high-rank options available, so it’s almost guaranteed that the experiment triggered the change.

Basically, it looks like defeating monsters is the key. But the number of kills might be a factor, so the researchers are digging into that now.

Apparently, they’ve been spotted working like maniacs, running on no food or sleep, eyes baggy but energy still sky-high.

51. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Swordsman Student

Why’d that last part sound like a horror story??

Anyway, creepy researchers aside, that’s impressive work.

But is 74 people a lot?

Feels kinda small after all the hype.

52. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Support Student

Actually, it’s a big deal.

Before this, high-rank jobs were less than 10%, maybe even under 5%.



Now, we’re talking close to 30%!

The total number might be low, but the percentage jump is insane.

The real question now is how many more students can we test before the week’s over.

53. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Swordsman Student

Whoa, got it!

You really know your stuff, senpai!

54. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Research Student

Oh, one more thing.

That <Beginner Dungeon>?

It’s gonna be off-limits for a few days.

Important stuff is happening right now, so we probably won’t be able to use it for a while—maybe even through all of April.

55. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Support Student

Actually, I just heard something new about that.

They’re gonna start testing if they can use the arena’s “defense monster” feature as a substitute starting today.

If it works, the <Beginner Dungeon> might reopen sooner.

56. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Research Student

Nice, thanks for the heads-up.

I’ll look into that next.

57. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Swordsman Student

Whoa… upperclassmen are seriously amazing.



58. Anonymous, 2nd-Year Production Student

Oh, and Crafting-senpai? You can rest now. Seriously.

59. Anonymous, 3rd-Year Production Student

Why would you say that right now?

650. Anonymous, 2nd Year Priest Student

Bad news.

The <Machos> couldn't beat <Debubu>.

651. Anonymous, 2nd Year Adventurer Student

Wait, what!? For real!?

They got wiped out again!?

I saw Instructor Davidef this morning hyping up the <Machos> too!

652. Anonymous, 2nd Year Mage Student

Me too.

I was curious about their first dungeon run after yesterday and went to watch. Total coincidence.

But yeah, they lost after that.

Guess muscles really are useless against ghosts, huh?

653. Anonymous, 3rd Year Investigator Student

Don’t get too down just yet.

I heard some info too—apparently the <Machos> ran into a rare boss. That’s probably why they lost.

654. Anonymous, 2nd Year Adventurer Student

A rare boss!?

Man, that’s either super lucky or super unlucky…

Wait, what’s the rare boss in <Debubu> again?



655. Anonymous, 2nd Year Axeman Student

If they lost, I’d say it was unlucky.

If it had gone well, it’d be a win.

But yeah, I’ve never heard of <Debubu>’s rare boss either. Must be crazy strong?

656. Anonymous, 3rd Year Investigator Student

The rare boss in <Debubu Ghost> is called <Debubu Special>.

657. Anonymous, 2nd Year Axeman Student

DEBUB!?!?

658. Anonymous, 2nd Year Adventurer Student

<Debubu Special!?>

That name alone is already—just wow, I can't even describe it!

659. Anonymous, 3rd Year Investigator Student

You were so shocked you couldn’t even finish your sentence, huh?

660. Anonymous, 2nd Year Mage Student

I’ve heard of <Debubu Special>.

It’s also called <The Festival-Loving Muscle Debubu>.

Apparently it’s a jacked-up, super ripped version of a regular <Debubu>.

661. Anonymous, 2nd Year Adventurer Student

That’s like… so many things mashed into one!

662. Anonymous, 3rd Year Investigator Student

It’s supposed to be strong.

Normal <Debubu> don’t attack first, but <Debubu Special> goes all in with close-range power attacks.



And get this—it's even bigger than regular <Debubu>, standing 4 meters tall.

Its bulging muscles are so massive, they’re beyond what a human body could handle.

663. Anonymous, 2nd Year Priest Student

So, to sum it up:

The musclehead guild <Machos> tried to take on <Debubu> again, but this time drew the rare boss.

A muscle-packed <Debubu> showed up, and they got beat… in muscle power. That’s the story, right?

664. Anonymous, 2nd Year Adventurer Student

What does “lost in muscle power” even mean!?

665. Anonymous, 2nd Year Axeman Student

Like… a muscle showdown?

666. Anonymous, 2nd Year Priest Student

There must be a world only muscles understand.

They were just unlucky to run into <Muscle Slayer 2>.

667. Anonymous, 3rd Year Investigator Student

…This is weird. Even I can't follow this conversation anymore.

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